narutoe: i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
jesuschristvevo: if i lay here, if i just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget all of the homework thats due tomorrow
sassydetective: we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
dignitea: I’m stuck between wanting to be an adult, accomplishing a lot, and contributing a lot to society and lying on my floor, ignoring my responsibilities, and crying to sad songs alone in my room.
When someone say "brb" and never comes back. →
What I want to do when people smoke near me.
I feel bad for people that don't have Tumblrs....
laugh-addict: They’re probably like this everyday:
If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow",...
If you like water, then you already like 72% of...
loowholockian: stridork: i swear to god im attractive if you get me in the right light
When your parents tell you that you need to get...
Doing My Math Homework:
laugh-addict: Let’s do this! Question one? Umm, right. Let’s skip that … Question two …? Three? Four? Five?? … you know what, I can do this later …
When your parents wake you up for school
laugh-addict: Expectations: Reality:
The awkward moment when you can't read your own...
laugh-addict: And you’re just like WHAT THE F- DID I JUST WRITE
I hate it when other people laugh but they still...
laugh-addict: like and i’m there laughing my ass off..